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In previous versions of life (teens, twenties), nostalgia was a smooth-running app. In v0.34, there is a memory leak. I spend forty-five minutes looking at a grainy photo of a 2004 college party on Facebook. I Google the address of my childhood home. I check to see if my favorite band from high school is touring (they are, and they sound terrible live now). This process consumes 90% of my CPU, leaving me unable to perform simple tasks like folding laundry.
Arthur felt the tension in his shoulders drop. The leather pants suddenly felt ridiculous, not cool. He climbed off the lawnmower. In his mind's eye, the text was fading.
Midlife Crisis: Signs, Causes, and Coping Tips - HelpGuide.org
I'm writing this post from the trenches of middle age, where the coffee is strong, but the existential dread is stronger. Welcome to my midlife crisis, version 0.34 – a beta release, if you will. I'm still testing, still debugging, and still trying to figure out what the heck I'm doing.
Midlife Crisis in Men and Women: Meaning, Signs, Causes, & Support
Midlife Crisis Version 0.34 is not the fun version. It’s the real version. It crashes the illusion that you have infinite time and replaces it with the terrifying, beautiful truth that you have just enough.
In previous versions of life (teens, twenties), nostalgia was a smooth-running app. In v0.34, there is a memory leak. I spend forty-five minutes looking at a grainy photo of a 2004 college party on Facebook. I Google the address of my childhood home. I check to see if my favorite band from high school is touring (they are, and they sound terrible live now). This process consumes 90% of my CPU, leaving me unable to perform simple tasks like folding laundry.
Arthur felt the tension in his shoulders drop. The leather pants suddenly felt ridiculous, not cool. He climbed off the lawnmower. In his mind's eye, the text was fading.
Midlife Crisis: Signs, Causes, and Coping Tips - HelpGuide.org
I'm writing this post from the trenches of middle age, where the coffee is strong, but the existential dread is stronger. Welcome to my midlife crisis, version 0.34 – a beta release, if you will. I'm still testing, still debugging, and still trying to figure out what the heck I'm doing.
Midlife Crisis in Men and Women: Meaning, Signs, Causes, & Support
Midlife Crisis Version 0.34 is not the fun version. It’s the real version. It crashes the illusion that you have infinite time and replaces it with the terrifying, beautiful truth that you have just enough.
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