Then there was the time she tried to "help" the campus squirrels. She thought they looked cold, so she spent three days knitting tiny scarves and leaving them at the base of the oak trees. She was devastated when she found a pile of shredded yarn, convinced a "very aggressive bird" had attacked the squirrels’ new wardrobe.
But what happens when you grow up at a different speed than the person sleeping in the bunk next to yours? What happens when your girlfriend’s worldview is so sweet, so trusting, so utterly innocent that it starts to feel less like a breath of fresh air and more like a ticking time bomb? College Stories. My Girlfriend is too naive--- ...
I’ve never been prouder.