is a two-time Ballon d'Or Féminin winner for FC Barcelona, widely considered one of the best goal-scorers in the women's game.
If we imagine "Alexis Texas" as a male athlete (perhaps a linebacker named Alex Texas), the question becomes mundane. Yes, a 6'2", 240-pound man named Alexis Texas probably can score a touchdown. But that’s not what the listener imagines. The listener imagines the real Alexis Texas—in heels and makeup—running a football against the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense. alexis texas can he score
But if you are looking for a cultural phenomenon—a phrase that encapsulates the beautiful, confusing, hilarious collision of pornography, sports fandom, and bad grammar—then is a two-time Ballon d'Or Féminin winner for
"For over a decade, I thought Jay-Z was asking if Alexis Texas could put points on the board. I was today years old when I learned the truth." But that’s not what the listener imagines
However, it's also worth noting that Texas possesses a number of intangibles that make him a valuable asset to his team. His work rate, pressing, and ability to harass opponents are all highly prized by his coaches and teammates. These qualities may not always show up on the scoresheet, but they are essential components of a well-rounded forward.
June 20, 1995