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7/10 (Adjusted for Nostalgia) Audience: Fans of Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, and 2000s teen comedies.

Tonight, I am writing by flashlight under a quilt that smells of mothballs. I have traded my silk nightgown for a T-shirt promoting a local bait shop. I have no crown, no ladies-in-waiting, no royal seal. Princess Protection Program

I am “Rosie,” a new student at a high school where the lockers are rusted and the cafeteria serves something called “tater tots.” 7/10 (Adjusted for Nostalgia) Audience: Fans of Demi

The film leans heavily into "fish out of water" tropes, and Lovato sells them with commitment. Watching her try to navigate a Louisiana high school, mistaking a waving fan for royal subjects, or struggling with the concept of a "part-time job," provides solid laughs. However, the true comedic MVP is Jamie Chung as Chelsea , the high school mean girl. She embodies the specific, over-the-top villainy that Disney Channel did so well. She is cartoonishly evil, and it is a joy to watch. I have no crown, no ladies-in-waiting, no royal seal

The Princess Protection Program is built around a set of core goals and objectives that are designed to support the development and well-being of princesses. These include:

At its core, PPP is about the definition of a true princess. Rather than focusing on tiaras and gowns, the film emphasizes: