Loons Elevator (Firefox)

Unlike an Earth-based elevator that requires impossible materials like carbon nanotubes, a lunar elevator can be built with existing high-strength fibers like Kevlar due to the Moon's much weaker gravity.

You don’t choose the Loons Elevator. It chooses you. loons elevator

Nevertheless, the phrase has entered the lexicon of Canadian cottage-country daredevils as slang for any jerky, unsafe, or homemade lift. or homemade lift.