There is a phrase that echoes through college dorms, group chats, and backyard barbeques every year as the mercury rises: “Is there a way to get into the John Persons pool party free?”
towel, sunscreen, floaties (optional but encouraged), and your crew. john persons pool party free
This post is a work of creative satire and digital folklore. “John Persons” is a fictional composite character representing the archetype of the elusive social media influencer or urban legend figure. Any resemblance to real persons is coincidental. There is a phrase that echoes through college