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This is not a chore. It is a live-action comedy. Yesterday, Gus saw his own reflection in a puddle and growled at it for four minutes. I laughed so hard I had to sit on the curb. My entertainment budget has effectively been reduced to zero dollars. Why pay for Netflix when you have a dog who is terrified of his own tail?

Gus is a mutt—part Labrador, part velociraptor, and, I suspect, part nuclear-powered spring. He arrived at my apartment in a cardboard carrier, two pounds of trembling fur and oversized paws. I had read all the books. I had bought the organic kibble, the calming lavender spray, the memory-foam bed. I was prepared to be a responsible pet owner . my dog fucked me

More hotels are becoming "pet-forward," offering doggie room service and dedicated play areas, so you never have to leave your best friend behind. 4. Enrichment Games For a quiet night in, focus on mental entertainment. This is not a chore

My old routine: Snooze button. Coffee. Stare at a wall for ten minutes. I laughed so hard I had to sit on the curb